Super Wallace Blog This is Super Wallace who has replaced Wallace. Super Wallace has just returned from a dangerous mission, placed in President Mugabe's posterior where he was able to get a variety of information, including a recording of the great man making plans to petition the Vatican to make Peter Tatchell the next Pope. Super Wallace will be deployed in No.10 soon equipped with cameras and microphones. (old Wallace >>) SW Blog: NOW    >31/08/10 334) 31/08/10 - Blair's leaked extracts 333) 27/08/10 - On call in Sheen 332) 23/08/10 - Apology gift 331) 17/08/10 - Frustration 330) 02/08/10 - A letter from Alvin 329) 31/07/10 - Limericks 328) 29/07/10 - The Nuncio in India 327) 18/07/10 - Super Wallace exclusive 326) 18/07/10 - Image of the day 325) 17/07/10 - On call at home 324) 16/07/10 - Wind-up of the day 323) 13/07/10 - Network Rail call 322) 09/07/10 - World cup announcement 321) 06/07/10 - Super Wallace exclusive audio 320) 04/07/10 - Super Wallace abroad 319) 29/06/10 - What hatred does to you 318) 26/06/10 - On the trail of more assets 317) 18/06/10 - On call at no.10 316) 18/06/10 - Twickenham Evil 315) 14/06/10 - B I G !!! 314) 13/06/10 - On the trail of those assets 3(?) 313) 13/06/10 - Change of name - tennis star me 312) 12/06/10 - Exclusive - Afghanistan 311) 31/05/10 - For general use 310) 31/05/10 - Lord Camelot footage 309) 30/05/10 - A holiday job 308) 18/05/10 - A new infiltration 307) 14/05/10 - The Coalition 306) 13/05/10 - BBC industrial secret 305) 13/05/10 - On call 304) 13/05/10 - Legal action 303) 12/05/10 - Breaking news 302) 11/05/10 - A new job for me 301) 11/05/10 - On the trail of those assets 300) 09/05/10 - Assets assessment 299) 08/05/10 - Brave Bold Sir Clegg 298) 05/05/10 - Phone call recording 297) 28/04/10 - Silliness a la Wilmot 296) 28/04/10 - Nick Clegg's immigration policy 295) 28/04/10 - Construction at the Taylors 294) 26/04/10 - Mrs. Bendo 293) 19/04/10 - Volcanic Ash Cloud pollutes BBC 292) 18/04/10 - New Liberals Campaign 291) 13/04/10 - Labour election campaign material 290) 13/04/10 - Evans exclusive 289) 13/04/10 - Phone call intercept 288) 13/04/10 - Book commission 287) 06/04/10 - Labour lead in the polls 286) 02/04/10 - Oxford university intimidated 285) 01/04/10 - Wedding news 284) 01/04/10 - April Fools' Blues 283) 28/03/10 - June's mum 282) 28/03/10 - Labour Election Campaign 281) 26/03/10 - MI5 outsource to consultancy 280) 24/03/10 - Super Wallace Black Mass Budget photos 279) 23/03/10 - When Harry met Gorbals 278) 22/03/10 - Another Super Wallace Exclusive 277) 22/03/10 - Super Wallace Exclusive 276) 18/03/10 - Image of the day 275) 16/03/10 - The recruitment of Evans 274) 11/03/10 - Muslim mosque plans rejected 273) 09/03/10 - Dog threat - Police change breed 272) 04/02/10 - Letter intercept - Las Malvinas 271) 26/02/10 - Letter to Amnesty International 270) 25/02/10 - Phone call recording 269) 24/02/10 - Phone call 268) 21/02/10 - Email to National Bullying Helpline 267) 19/02/10 - Director partner empathy 266) 16/02/10 - Brick Lane Arches 265) 16/02/10 - Another cousin is due later 264) 16/02/10 - Uncle Banzai is already here 263) 15/02/10 - Evans's cousin 262) 15/02/10 - Valentine's Day 10 261) 12/02/10 - Evans's brother 260) 09/02/10 - Heartbeat 2 259) 04/02/10 - Right to Die 258) 27/01/10 - An apology 257) 25/01/10 - HQ Recording 256) 24/01/10 - In the field again!!! 255) 22/01/10 - Shocking information 254) 19/01/10 - Letter to London Olympics Committee 253) 17/01/10 - Telepathic intercept 252) 16/01/10 - Ode to Agent Fat Arse 251) 08/01/10 - The beast within 250) 08/01/10 - Clock proposal 249) 05/01/10 - Daring mission 248) 05/01/10 - Super Wallace exclusive 247) 20/12/09 - Merry Xmass from Gordon 246) 19/12/09 - Second Career Investigation 245) 17/12/09 - Alas 244) 15/12/09 - Phone call intercept 243) 12/12/09 - Parfum 242) 09/12/09 - Letter intercept 241) 05/12/09 - Toothpaste emergency 240) 03/12/09 - Dialogue transcript 239) 03/12/09 - Waitrose toothpaste 238) 30/11/09 - Reprimand 237) 22/11/09 - Quantitative Easing coverage 236) 14/11/09 - Charity start up 235) 11/11/09 - Nude photos Police removed from CO19 234) 05/11/09 - More Quantitative Easing 233) 01/11/09 - Guardian rebranding exercise 232) 31/10/09 - Witching hour 09 231) 24/10/09 - At HQ 230) 22/10/09 - Police in trouble over crime status 229) 20/10/09 - Dialogue transcript 228) 12/10/09 - Prime Minister's cleaning bills 227) 11/10/09 - Gordon's song 226) 27/09/09 - Super Wallace at the conference 225) 25/09/09 - Dialogue recording 224) 25/09/09 - MI5 costs revealed 223) 23/09/09 - Marr gang footage 222) 18/09/09 - Alvin's FE 221) 13/09/09 - Dialogue recording 220) 04/09/09 - Abusive update 219) 29/08/09 - Police official function footage 218) 25/08/09 - Athletics fiasco 217) 23/08/09 - Dialogue intercept 216) 17/08/09 - June's day 215) 12/08/09 - Lord Mandelson - Man of Evil 214) 10/08/09 - Rare footage 213) 06/08/09 - Lookalike 212) 04/08/09 - Rio announcer to be replaced 211) 04/08/09 - Lines on Baroness Eliza 210) 29/07/09 - Phone call intercept 209) 25/07/09 - In mourning 208) 24/07/09 - Footbinder of the week 207) 24/07/09 - Another famous Labour defeat 206) 22/07/09 - Gordon's hidden family 205) 22/07/09 - Gift from Super Wallace 2 204) 22/07/09 - Brown infects Ainsworth 203) 21/07/09 - Report intercept 202) 20/07/09 - The Midearse Touch v.1 201) 17/07/09 - NHS leak 200) 14/07/09 - No more separate Santas 199) 13/07/09 - The Midearse touch returns 198) 12/07/09 - Lucifer 197) 11/07/09 - Fraser's Salad 196) 09/07/09 - Message recording 195) 09/07/09 - Dialogue recording 194) 06/07/09 - The Blairs buy property in Chertsey 193) 06/07/09 - Artefact find 192) 05/07/09 - Monitors song 191) 05/07/09 - Satellite evidence 190) 04/07/09 - New job for Marr 189) 27/06/09 - Blair's new face 188) 25/06/09 - Lord of The Flies 187) 24/06/09 - Paint with Evans tutorial 186) 19/06/09 - Dialogue extract 185) 18/06/09 - New walking stick 184) 09/06/09 - Summer party - exclusive footage 183) 09/06/09 - Gift from Super Wallace 182) 09/06/09 - Email intercept 181) 07/06/09 - Footage procurement 180) 29/05/09 - Centrefold 179) 15/05/09 - Emergency recording 178) 14/05/09 - Job application 177) 12/05/09 - Vernon Coaker - Man of Evil 176) 11/05/09 - Brown's expenses claims 2009 175) 09/05/09 - Intercept 174) 07/05/09 - Instructions 2 173) 07/05/09 - Instructions 172) 03/05/09 - Waitrose minor rip off 171) 02/05/09 - Post traumatic stress disorder 170) 30/04/09 - Who's had all the pies? 169) 28/04/09 - Marr sighting 168) 22/04/09 - June's Silver Catering Service 167) 21/04/09 - Letter 166) 20/04/09 - Letter intercept 165) 18/04/09 - Letter intercept 164) 16/04/09 - Brown smearing apology 163) 14/04/09 - Blair sighting 162) 13/04/09 - Image of the day 161) 13/04/09 - Rare footage 160) 13/04/09 - Easter Monday 159) 12/04/09 - Letter intercept 158) 08/04/09 - Letter intercept 157) 08/04/09 - Mr. Quick is a bit Slow 156) 03/04/09 - Sondrak the Sorcerer 155) 02/04/09 - G20 Summit 154) 26/03/09 - Optical Torture Techniques 153) 26/03/09 - Marr footage 152) 25/03/09 - Letter to the BBC 151) 25/03/09 - Failed Government Debt Auction 150) 21/03/09 - Star 149) 17/03/09 - Dialogue intercept 148) 15/03/09 - Poetry competition entry 147) 14/03/09 - Dialogue intercept 146) 13/03/09 - Liars 145) 03/03/09 - Galaxy doodle 144) 03/03/09 - New BBC series 143) 25/02/09 - Down and Brown 142) 21/02/09 - Help arrives for Super Wallace 141) 18/02/09 - Mount Rushmore 140) 16/02/09 - Mr. Passive is on the phone 139) 14/02/09 - Grosz tribute - A misanthropists' valentine 138) 10/02/09 - Traffic stats 137) 07/02/09 - Corrections 136) 07/02/09 - Evans sectioned 135) 06/02/09 - Snow typography 134) 05/02/09 - On Safari 133) 01/02/09 - Weather forecast 132) 28/01/09 - Corrections 131) 25/01/09 - Dialogue intercept 130) 23/01/09 - SW at The Bank of England 129) 22/01/09 - Conservatives bullied by Police 128) 21/01/09 - A day in the life of a monitor 127) 18/01/09 - House of Lords expel Bullying-Manner 126) 16/01/09 - BBC intercept 125) 10/01/09 - Psycho DNA 124) 09/01/09 - New Deputy Commissioner 123) 07/01/09 - Post viral catharsis 122) 03/01/09 - BBC announcement 121) 01/01/09 - Ghosts of Downing Street 120) 31/12/08 - Letter 119) 27/12/08 - Zeddo's xmass 118) 23/12/08 - Brown Christmas 117) 21/12/08 - Footbinding investigated 116) 20/12/08 - Exit wound 115) 18/12/08 - Shocking Police leak 114) 14/12/08 - Bullying-Manner is rushed to hospital 113) 13/12/08 - Lost Rembrandt found by Super Wallace 112) 11/12/08 - The Golden Dawn 111) 07/12/08 - Full moon 110) 06/12/08 - Letter intercepted 109) 06/12/08 - A man of vision 108) 05/12/08 - Ode to the Aca women 107) 02/12/08 - 1000 ships 106) 30/11/08 - Bullying-Manner at home 105) 25/11/08 - Space Mission 104) 23/11/08 - Evans party/more poisons 103) 22/11/08 - Singalong with June 102) 16/11/08 - Blue Dimension Directive 146a1 101) 14/11/08 - Salad Manda is accosted! 100) 11/11/08 - Netulla marketing 99) 10/11/08 - Free lunch 98) 05/11/08 - Remember, remember 97) 04/11/08 - June's Fado 96) 01/11/08 - Acas your help 95) 01/11/08 - Dialogue recording 94) 31/10/08 - All Hallow's Eve 93) 26/10/08 - Lookalike 92) 25/10/08 - Holiday plans 91) 24/10/08 - Leaked no.10 phone call 90) 18/10/08 - Brown remark 89) 18/10/08 - Poor judgement 88) 13/10/08 - Super Wallace takes control again 87) 10/10/08 - MI5 HQ mission 86) 21/09/08 - Super Wallace marketing 85) 16/09/08 - The Eye of Horus 84) 15/09/08 - Plonkety plonk 83) 14/09/08 - Restraining order for Cable 82) 10/09/08 - obS E E N 81) 06/09/08 - Last night's footage 80) 02/09/08 - Recession 79) 01/09/08 - Super Wallace at the House of Lords 78) 28/08/08 - Super Wallace hires a lawyer 77) 25/08/08 - Olympics email intercept 76) 24/08/08 - Super Wallace has been sacked 75) 22/08/08 - Telephone intercept 74) 22/08/08 - Evans Promotional Material 73) 22/08/08 - Super Wallace - phone intercept 72) 21/08/08 - Another coat of arms 71) 21/08/08 - Evans Coat of Arms - from SW 70) 20/08/08 - Beauty and ugliness 69) 20/08/08 - BBC Watch 68) 18/08/08 - How to read a book 67) 15/08/08 - June's song 66) 11/08/08 - T-Shirt design 65) 09/08/08 - Super Wallace at the Olympics 64) 08/08/08 - Evans footage 63) 08/08/08 - Seeking verification 62) 02/08/08 - State secrets leaked 61) 02/08/08 - Intercepted conversation (Veludans) 60) 01/08/08 - Parental guidance 59) 28/07/08 - Super Wallace starts recruiting 58) 27/07/08 - Super Wallace exclusive 57) 24/07/08 - Glasgow East rumour 56) 22/07/08 - Olympics fraudulence 55) 16/07/08 - The Cockroft deception 2 54) 15/07/08 - The Cockroft deception 53) 29/06/08 - New Channel 4 News look - leaked 52) 28/06/08 - Super Wallace Compensation 51) 28/06/08 - C4 marathon - plans leaked to Super Wallace 50) 25/06/08 - BBC duty 49) 24/06/08 - Letter intercept 48) 20/06/08 - Phone call intercept 47) 16/06/08 - Report 46) 14/06/08 - Girlfriend 45) 11/06/08 - Her Royal Majesty 44) 10/06/08 - Meeting bugged 43) 10/06/08 - Letter intercept 42) 09/06/08 - Finally 41) 08/06/08 - Internal intercept 40) 29/05/08 - Time warp intercept 39) 24/05/08 - Government expenses details 38) 19/05/08 - The Blairs' rebirthing 37) 14/05/08 - More shape shifting 36) 14/05/08 - Evans confession 35) 01/05/08 - Panic Stations!!! 34) 22/04/08 - In flight recording 33) 21/04/08 - Blueprint capture 32) 21/04/08 - Super Wallace documentation 31) 18/04/08 - Super Wallace time warp intrusion 30) 17/04/08 - Indiscretion 29) 17/04/08 - Flight to America 28) 08/04/08 - Gorbals promotion 27) 04/04/08 - JT book deal 26) 31/03/08 - Marketing New Labour atomic plans 25) 26/03/08 - Blair retail joint venture 24) 25/03/08 - At the Blairs' 23) 23/03/08 - Madonna and Child 22) 20/03/08 - Deliver us from evil 21) 16/03/08 - Evans duty 20) 14/03/08 - At home 19) 10/03/08 - Pre-Budget Dinner 18) 23/02/08 - Mrs. Gorbals at a fundraiser 17) 22/02/08 - Emperor Evans - caught on camera SW 16) 21/02/08 - Another reprimand for Super Wallace 15) 14/02/08 - Feedback 14) 10/02/08 - At Chateau Deegis 13) 06/02/08 - The Hand of Veluda 12) 05/02/08 - At the Taylors 11) 03/02/08 - Veludan Ceremony 10) 30/01/08 - Super Wallace Photos 9) 29/01/08 - Super Wallace Design Umpire 8) 23/01/08 - Super Wallace reprimand 7) 19/12/07 - Merry Excrementus Gorbals 6) 19/12/07 - Yule logs 5) 14/12/07 - Super Wallace at the Taylors 4) 13/12/07 - Super Wallace interview snoop 3) 08/12/07 - Odious to Evans 2) 07/12/07 - Super Wallace Blog 2 1) 06/12/07 - Super Wallace Blog 1 back to top